Mathematics  Jokes

The acorn

Q. What did the mathematical acorn say when it grew up?
A. Gee I'm a tree (Geometry).

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Halloween

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

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Mathematicians at the beach

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun

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Zero said to eight

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

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A cat has nine tails

Q. How can you prove that a cat has nine tails?
A. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails

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Terrorist

New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of Maths instruction

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Mermaid

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.

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Fear

Q. Why is the number six scared of seven?
A. Because seven eight nine (7 ate 9)!

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Crushed Angle

Q. What do you call a crushed angle? A. A rectangle!

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No homework

Pupil: Would you punish me for something I haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: That's good because I haven't done my homework!

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Dog with a bad foot

Q. Why is a dog with a bad foot like adding 6 and 7?
A. Because he puts down three and carries the one.

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Misers

Q. Why are misers good Maths Teachers?
A. Because they know how to make every penny count!.

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Powers

Q. Why are powers like fish?
A. Because they're all indices (in the seas!)

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How many times?

Q: how many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
A: I can subtract it as many times as I want, and it leaves 76 every time.

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Sad Textbook

Q. Why did the Maths textbook look so sad?
A. Because it had so many problems!

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Three types of people

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

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Hot corner

If it is cold, go and stand in the corner, because it is 90 degrees there.

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